Magical pickles taste like pain and rainbows.
vampyresproductions: 

She surveyed the school. “Why is no one here? And why has no one fainted from your beauty?”
Rosalinda perked up “I KNOW, THIS NEVER HAPPENED IN PINGASTOPIA. WHAT DO I DO. I’M SCARED.”
“me too, rosalinda. mee tooo.”

Deep down in her soul, pure as crystal and yet dark as the one of the nights that Hitler liked to paint on his postcards, Rosalinda knew she was too beautiful to be hipster, but she kept her pretty mouth, black like raven’s feathers, shut.
"Maybe we should start kissing - incestous behaviors always attracted the attention of Pingastopians."

vampyresproductions

She surveyed the school. “Why is no one here? And why has no one fainted from your beauty?”

Rosalinda perked up “I KNOW, THIS NEVER HAPPENED IN PINGASTOPIA. WHAT DO I DO. I’M SCARED.”

“me too, rosalinda. mee tooo.”

Deep down in her soul, pure as crystal and yet dark as the one of the nights that Hitler liked to paint on his postcards, Rosalinda knew she was too beautiful to be hipster, but she kept her pretty mouth, black like raven’s feathers, shut.

"Maybe we should start kissing - incestous behaviors always attracted the attention of Pingastopians."


When Rosalinda Minerva Raven Romanova reached the door of the school, nobody was waiting for her. How could this be? Is it possible that everybody died, hit by the full force of Rosalinda’s beauty? She fluttered her eyes, trying to stop the diamond tears from filling her eyes - unfortunately she forgot about her power, and, suddenly, an angry pickle appeared in front of her. Rosalinda didn’t hesitate for long - she ate him. It tasted like pain and rainbows.

When Rosalinda Minerva Raven Romanova reached the door of the school, nobody was waiting for her. How could this be? Is it possible that everybody died, hit by the full force of Rosalinda’s beauty? She fluttered her eyes, trying to stop the diamond tears from filling her eyes - unfortunately she forgot about her power, and, suddenly, an angry pickle appeared in front of her. Rosalinda didn’t hesitate for long - she ate him. It tasted like pain and rainbows.

ikeanestinginstinct:


 Name: Rosalinda Minerva Raven Romanova [reacts also to “Deva”, “Princess”, “DAT ASS” and “OH MY GOD, LOOK, SOMEONE’S SELLING ROBERT PATTISON’S UNDERWEAR ON E-BAY!”]
 Race: 1/4 vampire, 1/4 werewolf, 1/4 mermaid, 1/454 angel, 1/2763 Keanu Reeves
 Powers: Can sparkle so bright her enemy will go blind. When she flutters her eyes, she can summon a horde of angry pickles.
 Biggest life problems: Guys, girls and corpses fall in love with her all damn time, which is really troublesome, if you want to get out of your room without being groped. Her hair are so long and perfect she often trips over them.

ikeanestinginstinct:

  • Name: Rosalinda Minerva Raven Romanova [reacts also to “Deva”, “Princess”, “DAT ASS” and “OH MY GOD, LOOK, SOMEONE’S SELLING ROBERT PATTISON’S UNDERWEAR ON E-BAY!”]
  • Race: 1/4 vampire, 1/4 werewolf, 1/4 mermaid, 1/454 angel, 1/2763 Keanu Reeves
  • Powers: Can sparkle so bright her enemy will go blind. When she flutters her eyes, she can summon a horde of angry pickles.
  • Biggest life problems: Guys, girls and corpses fall in love with her all damn time, which is really troublesome, if you want to get out of your room without being groped. Her hair are so long and perfect she often trips over them.